Last week, despite my race containing many, many hills (on which I will say no more), I somehow managed to get absurdly close to running a 5K in less than 30 minutes. I am partially convinced the race clock was wrong (seriously, if you had seen me trudging along, cursing the asphalt and the trees and the clouds and … well, everything, really … you’d be doubting the veracity of the timing instruments too). But the official results say I was three seconds away from this milestone, so who am I to argue?
Hell, I thought, If I can do that well in the presence of many, many hills, just think what I can do in their absence. In your face, 30 minutes! Next time you see me I’ll be relaxing with a cold one and basking in the post-race glow …
Which brings me to this week’s run, the Boston Marine Corps Honor Run 5K at Carson Beach, No. 19 in my 52 Weeks, 52 Runs challenge.
This run had huge potential. The website said so:
“This is the flattest and fastest course you will find in the Boston area. Perfect for beginner runners or for experienced runners looking for a PR!”
Huge potential. I am not really a beginner, nor am I experienced. Rather, I like to consider myself an experienced beginner. And I was definitely looking for a PR. Perfect …
It was a great day for a road race. Cloudy and cool – my kind of weather; and I got to visit an area of Boston I had never spent any time in. I was ridiculously early (Mr. I Don’t Arrive Later Than An Hour And A Half Before A Run would have been proud. He was with the National Guard this weekend), so I spent about 45 minutes wandering along the Harborwalk and playing tourist. I attempted a bit of a jogging warm-up but gave up on that idea pretty fast. I didn’t want to tire myself out, after all. Because I’m sure jogging along for five minutes at the equivalent of a walking pace was going to do just that …
Anyway, I snapped a picture of this.
Caught up in my reverie, I almost forgot I was there to do a run. But I was yanked back to reality by a close call with a guy doing a successful variation of the warmup I had previously attempted, and so decided to head to the start.
I was psyched. This was going to be it, the moment I cracked the elusive 30. (Admittedly, this goal only became a goal about three weeks ago, when I realized it might actually be achievable. Before that, I would have snorted coffee out of my nose if you had even mentioned it.)
I started speedily (for me), hovering at just under a 10-minute mile (the GPS watch is genius). I tried to pick up the pace then dropped back; then cranked it up again and dropped back. I didn’t feel fabulous, but then again I rarely do. But I was on track.
Then … disaster. I got the mother of all stitches (I think I drank too much water too fast right before the run). I tried everything I could to get it to stop stabbing me in the side, but the bastard wouldn’t relent. So I walked. And ran. And walked again. Eventually I was able to get back into a groove, but by then it was too late and I saw Mr. Thirty Minutes pass me by with a cheeky grin on his face.
Oh well. Lesson learned. Don’t binge drink and run.
I still have no idea how I managed to run so fast last week with hills. Even if I had been at my best on this run, I’d still be hard-pressed to come up with that time again, let alone surpass it. Does this mean – I can’t believe I’m saying this – I need hills? To be explored …
Despite my lack of skills, the Honor Run was a fabulous event. It’s held in cooperation with the Semper Fi Society and the Marine Corps Law Enforcement Foundation. According to the website, the foundation has awarded more than $40 million in scholarships and bonds to children of Marine Corps and law enforcement officers killed in the line of duty. The run aims to raise awareness for this work and to recognize the sacrifices of men and women in uniform.
Now that is an honorable goal. It was my pleasure to contribute.
Nineteen weeks down, 33 to go. It’s a long, leafy road ahead.
The event: Boston Marine Corps Honor Run
The location: Carson Beach, Boston
The date: May 5, 2012
My time: 31.14 (pace 10.04)
The cause: Marine Corps Law Enforcement Foundation
The T-shirt: Black cotton shirt
The aftermath: Bananas, Quaker Oats bars
Excellent bib number too! Now you just need the right combo of ‘moderate’ hills to get you sub 30. You can do it!
Ha. Moderate hills are exactly what I need. But I’d probably complain about them too!!
In your face….totally love it!!! You are a brilliant write AND athlete! So love to read your weekly recaps. 🙂
You are too kind!! I’m pretty sure I’m not brilliant in either realm, especially the athletic one. 🙂 But you are a doll for saying so. Thanks for your support!
I speak the truth. 🙂 At least with this I am. Hahahaha
Impressive pace, no matter what you think!! Keep it up.
Thanks!! I’m starting to get hard on myself now, as you can tell. Hey, I’m doing Boston’s Run to Remember on Memorial weekend. Interested? It’s a 5-miler. 🙂
I’m going to be in DC that weekend but the hubs and I plan on doing a run around the National Mall and all the sights. Maybe we can call it our own Run to Remember. Hope my legs don’t fall off!!
You can do it! I was in the same boat a few months ago. Now i’m aiming for sub 25 mins: http://dashing-divas.com/2012/05/05/sub-25-minute-5k-possible-or-wishful-thinking-12/
Wow!!! I am SO impressed. I can’t imagine even getting close to 25 minutes. But I am inspired now. Thanks! 🙂
You will for sure. I’m no athlete by any stretch of the imagination. 🙂 I ran around the 30-31 minute mark for ages, but I got a personal trainer and we did a lot of hill work and interval training and the time just kept dropping.
great job! you just continue to get faster! wtg!
Thanks!! It’s all an illusion. I certainly don’t *feel* any faster. 🙂
I thought about doing this race, but it was hub’s birthday weekend so I decided nay. Let’s just eat cake instead. That is still a good pace!
I think cake was an excellent choice!
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