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4 more things I’ve learned about 5Ks

Safety pins

You'll never need another safety pin again.

This sport is a steep learning curve. (“Steep” being the operative word.) I know I’ll soon have to address my technique – such as it is – but for now I am quite happy to plod along in my inelegant fashion, sights set on completing a 5K run by actually running it.

In the meantime, I have come to understand the following:

1. You will wind up with many, many safety pins. You know how there’s never a safety pin around when you need one? This won’t be a problem anymore. In fact, we have accumulated so many of these bib attachers that we actively try to remember to bring our own to the next race (but inevitably forget).

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Holy sneakers!

Holy sneakers

Hard-core running shoes.

Prior to my first three runs, my three-year-old sneakers hadn’t seen much outdoor action. They were mostly treadmill pounders.

But after my third 5K, hello hole!

Rather than being upset that my big toe had become overly familiar with my shoe so soon (perhaps an unflattering commentary on my running style; I’ll investigate more on that later), I was happy. My first sporting apparel mishap!

I feel so hard core.